Elephant Never Baguettes

Original price was: £3.85.Current price is: £2.00.

(6 customer reviews)

An illustration that depicts the four stages of an elephant’s life to confirm, irrefutably, that they are never partial to a baguette.

If you ever need to remind any French zookeepers of that fact, then this card is spot on, or if that situation doesn’t apply to you this is an ideal card for when you may just have forgotten someone’s birthday. 

This card was thought up when Cat was working at the same restaurant as when she did the ‘He may be small and green but he does avocado card’, one of the chef’s made the joke ‘baguette me not’ and her mind went on a wander from there.


Availability: In stock

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A Bit About This Collection: This is the original Jelly Armchair range, and it’s where everything started. This collection puns are the classics and include some of our all time best sellers – check out ‘Boo Bees’ and ‘He May Be Small And Green But He Does Avocado’. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

Size:  A6 in size.


Envelope: Your card will come with a kingfisher blue envelope (yeah that’s right, not just plain ol’ blue).


Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.


Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.


Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

6 reviews for Elephant Never Baguettes

  1. Anonymous

    This makes me smile every time I see it 🙂

  2. Anonymous

    Best cards ever!!! Best seller ever too!

  3. Anonymous

    Love this card!

  4. Anonymous

    such a fun item! love how punny and light hearted these products are

  5. Anonymous

    Beautiful illustrations and humour went down very well with the recipient!! Absolutely adore the bookmark my parcel came with too, thanks so much 🙂

  6. Anonymous

    The perfect card for someone who loves a good pun. Excellent service.

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Four part comic. Top left: A small French boy wearing a stripy top and blue shorts is giving a baby elephant a baguette. Top Right: A slightly older man wearing a blue beretElephant Never Baguettes
Original price was: £3.85.Current price is: £2.00.

Availability: In stock

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