Funny Poetry Card - Beet Poetry
A beetroot reading at a beat poetry session to other beetroots wearing berets and smoking. Text below reads 'Beet Poetry'.

Funny Poetry Card - Beet Poet

BEET POET

£3.85

Rated 4.80 out of 5 based on 5 customer ratings
(5 customer reviews)

Do you know a gardener who reads poetry to his runner beans? Or a beetroot latte lover with a liking for literature?

Well, Herbert Huncke is nothing compared to the beet poets of this allotment.

If you want your friends to be grinning like Ginsberg or crunching carrots like Kerouac, then this card is sure to put you top of the potting shed!

Cat particularly enjoyed drawing berets, goatees and purple lipstick on the beets – it’s not many days you can say you’ve accessorised a beetroot.

The Beat Generation was a group of authors whose literature explored and influenced American culture in the post-World War II era. The bulk of their work was published and popularized throughout the 1950s….Where as Beetroots are quite tasty in a salad.

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A Bit About This Collection: This range is ideal for the budding wordsmith in your life. Whether it’s beat poetry, Shakespeare, or just settling down in a library with a good ol’ book. There is something here for all literary lovers. This funny poetry card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

Size:  150x150mm in size.

Envelope: Your poetry card will come with a cool grey envelope.

Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

5 reviews for BEET POET

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    Beautiful, very funny card. I grew up in San Francisco, and went to school with children whose parents were Beat Poets. I will send the cards to my siblings, who also remember that time fondly.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    Great card, great quality! Recipient loved it 🙂

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    Can’t wait to send it to my friend who remembers that time (yes, he’s old).

  4. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    The Beet Poetry card is the one I ordered, but the Turnip card, which is ok, is the one that arrived. Easy to confuse beets with turnips.

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    Think this is like the 10th time I’ve ordered from this shop. Amazing designs, great quality card, always loved by the recipient. Always quick postage too. Great seller, thanks so much, I’ll be back! 🙂

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